The Reynolds Pamphlet
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Company | Jefferson | Madison | Angelica | Burr |
Hamilton | James | Ensemble | Men | Women
FULL COMPANY
The Reynolds Pamphlet
JEFFERSON/MADISON/ANGELICA
Have you read this?
BURR/JEFFERSON/MADISON
Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair
And he wrote it down right there
MADISON
Highlights!
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON
“The charge against me
Is a connection with one
James Reynolds!
For purposes of
Improper speculation
My real crime is an
Amorous connection with his wife
For a considerable time
With his knowing consent
JAMES
James Reynolds!
BURR
My real crime is an
Amorous connection with his wife
MADISON/BURR/JEFFERSON
Damn!
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON
“I had frequent meetings with her
Most of them at my own house.”
BURR
At his own house!
MADISON
At his own house!
ENSEMBLE
Damn!
HAMILTON/JEFFERSON
“Mrs. Hamilton with our children being absent
On a visit to her father.”
MADISON/BURR
No…
COMPANY
Boooo!
MADISON/BURR
Have you read this?
JEFFERSON
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
MADISON/BURR
Never gon’ be President now
JEFFERSON
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
MADISON/BURR
Never gon’ be President now
JEFFERSON
He’s never gon’ be President now
MADISON/BURR
Never gon’ be President now
JEFFERSON
That’s one less thing to worry about
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR
That’s one less thing to worry about!
ANGELICA
I came as soon as I heard
JEFFERSON
What?!
HAMILTON
Angelica—
COMPANY
All the way from London?!
Damn
HAMILTON
Angelica, thank God
Someone who understands what I’m
Struggling here to do
ANGELICA
I’m not here for you
ENSEMBLE
Oooooh!
ANGELICA
I know my sister like I know my own mind
You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind
I love my sister more than anything in this life
I will choose her happiness over mine every time
Put what we had aside
I’m standing at her side
You could never be satisfied
God, I hope you’re satisfied
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
Well, he’s never gon’ be President now
That’s one less thing to worry about.
ENSEMBLE MEN
Never gon’ be President now
Never gon’ be President now
Never gon’ be President now
That’s one less thing to worry about.
JEFFERSON/MADISON
Hey!
At least he was honest with our money!
Hey!
At least he was honest with our money!
HAMILTON
Hey!
At least I was honest with our money!
Hey!
At least he was honest with our money!
ENSEMBLE WOMEN
Well he’s never gon’ be President now
Well he’s never gon’ be President now
Well he’s never gon’ be President now
That’s one less thing to worry about.
ENSEMBLE MEN
Well he’s never gon’ be President now
Well he’s never gon’ be President now
Well he’s never gon’ be President now.
FULL COMPANY
That’s one less thing to worry about!
The Reynolds Pamphlet
JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR
Have you read this?
You ever see somebody ruin their own life?
COMPANY
(Except Hamilton and Eliza)
His poor wife